Sunday, May 16, 2010

Central Park/Where's The Maid?

This blog stuff is not going to be as easy as I thought--it's a busy city and finding time to share is, well...you know I love you all right? Here are some things that have happened in the last week or so:



-I rented a BMW. First time ballin'.


I needed to rent a car anyway so I figured what the hell, I'm going to spend $4 more per hr and get a nice car. Now I want one—very punchy on the gas! Rivaling this new-found excitement was my concience+quality of my upbringing and I felt like a total douchebag driving it. I caught myself actually looking around to see if indeed girls actually look at what type of car a guy drives (they don't) and if I could get one of them to hop in and come clean my apartment for me (they wouldn't.) I think I'll start souping up an old Lincoln to run off biodiesel, paint it wine red and then chrome it out. Gotta represent.



-Central park. Kick-ass.


I wandered here last weekend on Saturday, a beautiful SD-like day. I camped for a bit on the Great Lawn, watched the locals play Frisbee and bought a mojito from the mojito man. He had a duffle bag full of mixers, mint leaves, a portable blender...made it right there and we shot the shit a bit. This is of course illegal in NYC, but cops turn a blind eye towards the sun for the greater good of all. Good times.








Ballin'.

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